Asking Questions.

‘Corruption, Corruption, Corruption!’ that was a poem I wrote in primary seven. Years, later I am still writing about corruption in Uganda. Has this become part of our culture? Is this the Ugandan way?

Prior to the international corruption Day on 9th December 2019,  A walk against corruption was organized with several politicians, citizens and the president himself, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni taking part. The walk was praised by some, yet shunned by  another group of Ugandans. Jacob Oulanya, the Deputy Speaker-Uganda Parliament described the walk as a show he was obligated to attend and later things will go back the way they are. Is this true, or was the walk an inaugural sensitization forum towards the fight against corruption. ( I am going to use this word a lot, corruption) The ‘Anti-Corruption Walk lasted a few hours, from the Kampala City square to Kololo airstrip. Important people of this country were asking the Question; how can Uganda eradicate this cancerous disease?

I think, we don’t ask the right questions.

Like in a relationship, first you meet – Like each other – Mate and then acquire labels of ‘girlfriend or boyfriend’. This is when things start getting serious.. and then you starting being inquisitive. Like the cat killed by curiosity, there is information you now need to know. Does he have a secret job of hunting rabbits? Do they know that I eat 4 kilo grams of meat a week?  What is their past? Does she have a job? and what does the future hold for us?

At times, these questions are answered and most times they’re tucked under the pillow and forgotten about. In my tribe, there is a saying that ‘there is magic in beginnings’. A Hope of an exciting tomorrow (until tomorrow is a let down).  So often, we recline in the new normal and sail on for years without asking the questions that matter. Questions that might shape our communities and mold a better future.

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Spider-man was told by his uncle, ‘with great power comes great responsibility’. This I find true, though most leaders I have been accustomed to have a different motto  – ‘With great Power comes greater Power’. From a village chairman to a member of parliament, these are political heads voted into their positions by the people (that is if Democracy is indeed in play). Promises are made in form of glittery manifestos and martyr like personalities that create a facade of selfless individuals committed to save the common citizen from poverty and deliver them to the promised land of prosperity for all!

The sad truth is that most of these Leaders are ‘corrupt’. Caring for not the country and their subjects but individual goals and self-satisfaction. One of the magician trick these leaders have mastered is, hiding information from the public. Of course there is sensitive information to do with security and other administrative aspects but the information to hold them accountable? That is as scarce as a sewing needle in a rich man’s house.

So due to this fact, the Uganda low strata citizen is unable and ill equipped to ask the right questions? For example, every financial year, a budget is read and tax payer’s money is allocated to different sections but, the next year, another budget is read but there is no accountability given for the last.

So as we ask the question, how do we eradicate poverty? The other question to ask is, how can we get accountability?..and then maybe, corruption can be gradually swept out of our beautiful home Uganda.

BOBI WINE SHOULD BE SMARTER

It’s nearing a month since ‘OTT’ has become famous. The only way to watsapp or keep up with that Facebook friend of yours is by paying the ‘social media tax’ of 200UGX daily. One man who has triggered Ugandans into demanding that this outrageous TAX be changed, is artist turned politician Bobi Wine.

Early this year, Bobi Wine won the Member of Parliament for Kyandondo East elections, there was promise of a new Uganda and a vision for the young. In most of his campaign trails, he talked about how the youth should now be involved in leadership and take Uganda to the next level. Implying that the governing body was congested by backward thinking elders.

Kyagulanyi Sentamu aka Bobi Wine is vocal against poor government policies and the monopoly H.E Yoweri Kaguta Museveni shares with his political party NRM over this beautiful country called Uganda, but his latest protest against social media TAX dubbed ‘this Tax must go’ has got me wondering if he and the opposition are learning from their past or simply performing a circus for the country that desperately wants change.

Uganda has witnessed pretense democracy, lack of accountability and there is a silent monster volcano boiling and fueled by years and years of soft and clever dictator ship, hence that a few civilians could be excited by the rowdy and futile protests. If there is anything to learn from history, is that these protests don’t bring about change or progress in any kind.

For over a decade, Kiiza Besigye has been the renegade leader for such protests and to date there is no victory credited to these destructive so called protests for the ‘people’. It’s 2018, and Bobi Wine has grabbed the torch. Sadly, I can’t help to wonder whether he has been advised that this is truly the best way to help Ugandans or even force the government, (a body he’s part of now) to make any changes.

I don’t doubt Bobi Wine’s intentions or motives, but I believe the change he seeks will not come from protests or scandalous tactics. Bobi Wine needs to be smarter in parliament than his predecessors, and probably then he might come out triumphant. Though who am I to tell the Ghetto president what to do!

PRESIDENTS AT THE WORLD CUP FINAL

I have a strong feeling that 2022 is our year to participate in the world cup. We go. We go, Uganda Cranes we go! Too soon? Okay.

I am certain though that yesterday, 15th July 2018, some few Ugandans bet their salary on the wrong team and now are hiding behind coffee plantations (try again during premiere league). The world cup Russia 2018 final was not short of drama as France and Craotia had battled through the group stages, last 16, quarter final, semi-finals and the world cup was in reach for both teams. Today marks that day when some of us football fans start to argue over the VAR controversial penalty, a comic blander from goal keeper lloris, an own goal and a record 19 year old strike that cemented France’s win at 4-2.

The show stealer moment though came after the whistle was blown and the three presidents had cued to give away medals. The man himself; Vladmir Putin president of Russia, Emmanuel Macron and Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic presidents to France and Croatia respectively. It was going to be a normal ceremony until God decided to add a little bit of rain to the party. Now, this when character shone through, in a flash an umbrella was over Putin’s head before a drizzle touched his likely expensive suit and for another five minutes or so the other two presidents remained without a cover over their heads.

What?! A president drenched in rain for five minutes? This is an outcry, but no, the two 40 year old presidents Macron and Kolinda seemed not to mind, but laughed and continued hugging players and thanking their countrymen for the victorious hard work they had displayed as 65 year old Putin continued serving medals with little or no smile.
It was a fresh sight of presidents who walked hand in hand to the platform and continued to show how normal they were without assuming a ‘small god’ status. When I researched more about the French and Craotia president, things became clear, these are presidents who serve and love their countries. When most presidents are beyond retirement age, these two are young and I believe fun to be around.
What do you think this means? I also don’t know.

One thing for sure is that France lifted the world cup and the likes of Pogba and new youngster Kylian Mabppe are on the rise. Come 2022, the world Cup will be hosted by Qatar from November to December and I truly and hopefully believe Uganda might as well participate in that world Cup. Fingers crossed or the Government could actually target this. I mean the social media tax money could be invested in the team. Just saying!

TAX AND THEN MORE

‘OMUSOLO’, that is a translation of the word TAX in the local Buganda dialect, which mostly inspired fear in the 90s and the need to hide under beds. It’s 2018 and Ugandans might yet again start jumping digital fences while running away from the this ‘thing’ called TAX.

Matia Kasaija, the Finance Minister of this pearl of Africa’ read out a 32.7 trillion budget (Not dollars but Uganda Shillings) for the financial year 2018/2019 and with it came the Mobile Money TAX, Social Media TAX and last but not appreciated, the FUEL TAX.

For most of you who don’t follow current affairs and probably the reason you wonder why that ‘ROLEX’ will cost 3k next year, this is a brief breakdown of the new ‘omusolos’.

A 2017 Bank of Uganda report, highlighted an increase in mobile money transactions from 3.6 trillion UGX to 4.9 trillion. ‘Oh wow’, some governemt official must have said ‘ this is an opportunity to make money from Ugandans’ and hence this financial year, ‘You’ and I will be taxed a 1% fee on any mobile money transaction i.e withdrawals, deposits and payments!
Now 1%  might seem small to some of you, but consult your math teacher. You will be amazed.

Kati I feel sorry for your girlfriends and boyfriends because, the social media Tax is going to complicate the already complicated relationships. From 1st July, you Watsapp and Facebook users plus instagramers and any social media slayers,  will have to pay a mandatory 200ugx before you can tell us about your lunch at JAVAS. The government expects to raise 284 Billion from this TAX! Mbu reports of abuse, fake news and cheating partners plus criminal activities,  implored some government official to put this tax in place.

Now, when oil was discovered in Hoima, some Ugandans thought fuel prices would go down (let me even laugh), the president spoke out and told us Ugandans that he’s not our servant and that oil in Hoima, it’s his not yours. So you should know who you are paying this last tax to, the FUEL TAX! For every liter you buy, (currently sold at 4099UGX or higher) , you will have to pay an extra 100ugx. The money collected from this tax is mbu intended for road maintenance.

So as you see, 2018/2019 financial is about to take a pinch from your pockets. Question is, how should we feel about all this tax imposed on us? Personally, I don’t mind being taxed, it’s this money collected that pays government officials, constructs roads and pretty much sustains countries. The major problem for Uganda is the chronic disease called ‘corruption’. Committees have been set up to eradicate and cure this illness but these efforts seem futile.

So this worries me on how all this money collected from mobile money, social media and fuel will be used. Will it be for GOD and My Country or my stomach?

 

2 BILLION UGX FOR PORN?

Pornography: ‘The representation through public exhibition, cinematography, indecent shows, information technology or by whatever means of a person engaged in real or stimulated explicit sexual activity or any representation of sexual parts primarily for sexual excitement‘ Defined by under the Anti Pornography ACT of Uganda 2014.

It’s a mouthful definition and yes I have watched porn before and will probably not say if I still do. (This is for the purpose of not getting arrested) Nevertheless, is PORNOGRAPHY a Ugandan problem like the notorious obesity for the United States of America or crime for South Africa?

Too recently the government allocated 2 BILLION Uganda shillings (approx.560,000USD) to facilitate the Pornography Control committee (PCC) set up to fight PORN in Uganda. Under the ministry of Ethics and Integrity, the 9 member committee will be led by Makerere University journalism and communication lecturer, Dr. ANNETTE KEZAABU with the likes of Pastor Martin Ssempa, Dalton Opeonya, Victoria Sentamu, Joan Komugisha, Gaston Byamugisha, Ali Waswa, Sheik Muhammad and Dr. Fred Nyakuri. (Do these guys even know where to find porn?)

Now, this move has left many of us Ugandans perturbed! (Like what is going on?) Is this the best and biggest problem to invest large sums of tax payers’ money? Does Mulago have a cancer machine yet? That now we have money for some snacks on the side? or are the roads in Bukwo all worked on? What are even the quantitative reasons to back this ministerial decision?

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Well, before you drown yourself in anger and confusion, here are some the committee’s mandates.

The PCC has a mandate to ensure early detection and prohibition of pornography. The committee of 9 people will embark on a journey to detect who is using porn, either on your private phone or computer. There is rumor mbu a porn detecting machine has been acquired but I am inclined to think it’s software not some the ‘Matrix’ out of this world machine.

Now this poses a number of impeding factors, namely the fact that in order for you to detect porn on a private phone requires the government to hack into personal phones and infringe on people’s privacy. This is against human rights 101. (I guess we don’t have choice)

The PPC will educate and sensitize the public about pornography. (Yes, I know you know what porn is) The committee is looking to teach us of the damage porn can do. Personally, I think curiosity is heightened by exhibition. The more you sing about a small issue the bigger you make it.

I have no authority to say porn has not caused damage or moral decay in Uganda but am not also convinced that it is a gigantic problem that needs immediate government attention.

To collect and destroy any pornographic materials is another PPC mandate. With the help of Uganda Communication commission , the Uganda police and service providers – the committee will hunt ,collect and destroy porn materials in Uganda. (Okay, let me laugh for a minute)

Skipping that, the PCC will have a mandate to rehabilitate pornography victims. People who have been affected by porn will I guess have a place to go to heal. Now this is among one of the realistic roles of the PCC but I suspect it’s the one that will be ignored.

Looking at the committee prospects, some of these sound ludicrous and honestly unnecessary for Uganda but the President signed off the act back in 2014 but Ugandans are making noise now! We are late at the party again and waking up when there is nothing to do about it.

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2billion Ugandan shillings seems not too much money against the 29 trillion country budget for financial year 2017/2018 but why does Uganda seem to so much unresolved and ongoing national problems when we seem to have enough and more money to go around?

Is it bad planning or are ministries investing the country budget into personal pet projects?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MY PHONE, MY LIFE

You can text, call or post to get my attention.
No more letter writing or unexpected visits. If digitizing human touch wasn’t such a futile task to embark on, most of us would not see our relatives or friends anymore.

For most of my fellow millennials, the world when people wrote letters and paper chats in class is as vintage as the zinjanthropus. Now is a digital world, running so fast that when the 3210Nokia phone was the coolest thing to have, now iPhones are a upgraded every after a few months.

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I communicate, schedule, entertain, learn and basically run over 70% of my day to day schedule on phone. All my secrets and unsolicited thoughts are posted for the world to see. Even trump is running a country on twitter!

Go out on a date and both of you will eventually get tired of talking and start texting each other seated no more than a feet apart.

We have disabled our minds and become dependent on our phones that when people’s phones are hacked (Angella Kalule and Desire have a full tale to tell) life breaks down. I am not to blame and will cast none on any of you, the phone has made life simpler faster and eased access to information.

The price to living in your phone is PRIVACY and the currency is INFORMATION. One of the selling points for the smart world has been FREE ACCESS. This is debatable and frankly I disagree, facebook, instagram, mail and other digital platforms have seduced away your life information and taken it over.

Question is, are going to pour our lives into the phone. I think yes. Embrace the smart phone but don’t jump with eyes closed.

EID MUBARAK!!

It’s The Year 1438, and the holy month of Ramadan is gone.

Ramadan is a month of reflection and expanding on our willingness to Give, Help, Pray and reset our life deeds towards good.
This month is a time time to simply think about your choices, tame your blissful fancies and hope you stay that way for the rest of the year.

So as life would have it, even when Shaitan is locked away, we tend to deviate from what we know to be good but do what we want. Allah is the most merciful, he who forgives and guides the hearts of men to light, through his words in the Quran and evidences that we are nothing without him.

Be humble, sit down and repent. Miracles are within iiman.

I am thankful to Allah for family, friends, health, freedom, sanity, understanding and all miracles seen and unseen.

Eid Mubarak, Moslem brothers and sisters. Ramadan is gone but you iiman should not depart with it. Keep it and keep the faith.

 

WE NEED BETTER SURVEILLANCE

Who killed ANDREW FELIX KAWEESI? This is the big question from most Ugandans but one that might forever go unanswered.

It’s big moments that often wake us up to the hard realities lurking in the shadows. After the gruesome and quite perplexing murder of Assistant Inspector General of police, Andrew Felix Kaweesi, it’s clear that the ‘Bike Assassins‘ are still out to KILL!

The ‘Bike Assassins’ as I  call them, are either guns for hire or serial killers that have become popular for murdering high position placed individuals. From Sheikh Abdul Sentamu in April 2012, (That Year Four Sheikhs were murdered) to State Attorney Joan Kagezi in March 2015, Major Sheikh Muhammad Kiggundu -November 2016 to Now Andrew Felix Kaweesi -March 2017!

In a space of 6 YEARS, this notorious group of hit men has executed twelve public gun-down murder cases not a single case has been solved. Since 2012, the police is still investigating with slow progress. (Yeah, this is not comforting at all )

So who are these BIKE ASSASSINS?  These calculative murderers have been able to evade the authorities with ease and seem not ready to retire any time soon.

One thing for sure is that these are not Boda Boda riders as so many people claim. From public information provided by police, these guys seem to be trained hit men who are highly tactical and can disappear with ease. Where do they get the guns? Why do they kill the people they kill? These are essential questions that the police has failed to answer so far.

So, is the police incompetent or under equipped to solve this continuous blood shed?

FACT 1: Almost half of the Bike Assassinations have been during day and in a public place.

FACT 2: The Bike Assassins use guns. (Where do they get these weapons?)

FACT 3: No Bike Assassin has been convicted.

All these facts a glaring indications that there is a broken chain somewhere but will the ‘Bike Assassins’ ever be arrested or stopped? Before the conspiracy theories emerge, I do hope this issue doesn’t become another forgotten News Headline.

So what is the NEXT STEP?  One thing that is clear is that our surveillance needs to be upgraded. A few cameras have been placed here and there on the streets of Kampala but a few seem to work. Cities like Dubai have low crime rate ( You can leave your car unlocked and no one will touch it. True story ) and they have achieved this high security with the use of surveillance cameras in every corner.

This might not be achievable in a few years, but police under their security strategy should consider it as a solid plan.

Am not a surveillance or security professional, but this is my civilian opinion.

 

THE UGANDA – EGYPT SAD AFFAIR.

It is Official, Egypt is the number one sworn enemy to most Ugandans. Mbu ‘ we should cut off the River Nile supply and redirect it to Congo!’ (this hatred is becoming something else.)

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The Uganda Cranes lost to Egypt and this was rather a predictable disappointment but as any hopeful citizen, I had previously predicted Uganda would win the AFCON 2017. Silly me. Maybe we should aim for the world cup! At this point I am desperate for anything.

With little effort or input, most of we Ugandans always seem to expect miracles. (God help us .) If anything, this heartbreaking loss to Egypt should serve as an eye opener for Uganda. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Great football nations like Brazil, German and Spain have consciously embedded football into their country’s vision and way of living. The sport is not an after meal that could be left on a plate. It is a recognized job opportunity for the youth and a lucrative industry for their economies. In the 90s, Uganda was known for it’s agricultural exports, then came oil (a very delicate subject) and now I am honestly not sure what Uganda is all about.

Today we are supporting football, tomorrow rugby and the other day politicians are fighting! Get it together teenage girl, you will not have all the boys at school! (Oops that was another conversation)

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Taking away from the two AFCON 2017 games, the boys lost to Ghana on a penalty and to Egypt on a last minute lucky chance. This is what happens to even the best of teams, sometimes you just don’t have the edge to win.

Uganda Cranes is embodied by a young hungry competitive spirit and skilled players that have a winning mind. (Ignore the Massa catastrophe) The likes of Muhamad Shaban, Joseph Ocaya and Farouk Miiya could as well be playing in the premier League but we need to prepare for the future of soccer.

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The governemt should start setting up and support already existing football academies to groom tomorrow’s Messi not a lawyer or pilot as we were told in the 90’s. (There is even no serious piloting school in Uganda but we were encouraged to aim for the job. Perplexing!)

The time is now to embrace the future. We shall not win the AFCON if we have one training stadium and no sport Academies. I humbly ask that our parliament starts discussing such issues and let the Golden Hand shake alone. We have one of the best Armies in Africa because those boys are trained hard. Choppers, tanks and all. (Chuck Norris has nothing on these guys) Sports needs serious funding because it will bring in as equally much and more!

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Most university graduands are jobless because they are studying for jobs already occupied by older candidates who are not willing to let go. This is an evolving era. A time that needs the youth to branch out to other industries. Sports, music and other creative studies are the way to go.

I love Uganda and I love sports. You and I should pave way for our grandchildren.

On Wednesday 25th, the Cranes will play their last AFCON 2017 game against Mali. Even though a win is pointless for us, I am hopelessly yearning for it.  The boys need to come home with some restored confidence. The next competitive games are the world cup qualifiers. (Not a joke)  If qualifying for big championships is our thing these days, I will happily settle for a place in the world cup!!! THE WORLD CUP (Are you this excited? I hope you are.)

lastly, Egypt is not Uganda’s enemy YOU PEOPLE ARE. kindly move on to better days.

 

 

UGANDA CRANES TO WIN AFCON’2017

YES, you did not read the title wrong. I wrote it with a sound mind and no coercion.

It’s been 38 years since Uganda played in the AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS, 1978 to be exact. Over three decades, we have made futile attempts to qualify for the competition. Frustratingly, It’s always been one of those ‘so close’ moments followed by major let downs! Finally, UGANDA CRANES didn’t do the obvious and disappoint. The boys played it hard, beat Comoros and qualified for the African Cup of Nations ( FYI this is like the Euro Cup  for those non football fans, that is if you even know what the Euro cup is)

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Now that we are playing in the AFCON 2017, what should Uganda expect?

Some fans say, ‘ A qualification is enough, at least we QUALIFIED!’,but what use is qualifying if we don’t even think we can win! ( Look at what Leicester City did in the premier League.) I strongly believe that as Ugandans, we need to be more hopeful and positive towards the Uganda Cranes. Without supporting our own, we are simply letting ourselves down. (Am talking to you FUFA and the Ministry of sports!)

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The team has strongly relied on goalkeeper and African player of the Year, DENIS ONYAGO. Who by the way is ranked number 10 ahead of Arsenal’s Peter Chech, as one the best goal keepers in the world. (..and Uganda can’t even promote this guy. Oba tuli kuki?) Midfielder Farouk Miya, who scored the winning goal for Uganda and the likes of Emmanuel Okwi, Geofrey Massa, Tony Mawejje have been equally influential and of course club coach and manager Milutin ‘Miicho’ Sredojevic who has triumphed where other managers came so close.

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Our team is good. Some might not know it, but The Uganda Cranes team was awarded the best national team of the year by CAF last year. So yeah, the team is good, but even the best of the best can be let down by lack of support.

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Most Ugandan football fans know almost every European league player from the famous Messi, Ronaldo, Rooney to retired Maradona. These Ugandans faithfully support Manchester united and Chelsea, but if you asked them about Uganda cranes, that’s a sad story. This misguided support and love for these international leagues, is a result of us neglecting our own in preference to better neighbors. Mbu ‘eno season tugenda kugula abazanyi and we shall win the premier league.!’ We? You and whom?

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Uganda Cranes sits in GROUP D with African football giants Ghana, Mali and Egypt. This looks bad for Uganda, all these teams are no strange visitors to the African Cup of Nations competition, but we need to let our boys know that ‘YES WE CAN‘. As the saying goes, it’s all about mentality. If you believe you can win then there is no limit to what you can do. Sadly, I bumped into one of the Uganda Cranes players (Yes, I also talk to stars) and he didn’t have the belief that they would even exceed the group stages! It got me worried that our boys are not encouraged to exceed expectations.

From here on, the media, football institutions and the government of Uganda need to wake up and popularize football and sports at large in Uganda. West Africa is doing it, lets jump onto the train and not be left behind. The premier league and other European football leagues support country economies annually. (imagine the money Uganda can make.)

The African Cup of Nations 2017 kicks off this Saturday 14th January but Uganda dives into it’s first game against Ghana on 17th January. (Am positive we can win this game.)

Enjoy the games and lets support our team to VICTORY!!!

True Supporter